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Floor Tiles · from the archive

The worst part is when sidewalk cracks are out-of-sync with your natural stride.
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I haven't dated in a long time, so this may be unrealistic.
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Aliens Explain How Things Really Work

The possibility of anti-nerd Aliens is rarely explored by Sci-Fi authors, because Sci-Fi authors are all nerds and create the world in their image. It's going to be a shock when they land and idiots run their society too.
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